Article IV

Section 1.
The Congress shall have Power to dispose of and make all needful Rules and Regulations respecting the Territory or other Property belonging to the United States of Awesomeness, and no, you may not share.

Section 2.
The United States shall guarantee to every State, if they have been good, a Republican Form of Government, but shall NOT protect each of them against Invasion (they are oh so very much on their own).