Article III

Section 1.
The judicial Power shall be vested in one Supreme Court. The Judges shall hold their Offices during however long they are liked by the People. They shall, at states Times, receive for their Services, a Compensation in the form of bagels.

Section 2.
The judicial Power shall extend to all Cases, in Law and Equity, arising under this Constitution, the Laws of the United States, and really whatever else the Supreme Court shall deem pertanent.
The Court shall hear cases whenever they feel like it, because they're not that important anyway.

Section 3.
Treason against the United States of Awesomeness, shall consist of the things that the Supreme Leader considers treasonous that week (a list shall be posted).
The Congress shall have Power to declare the Punishment of Treason, and it shall be terribly bad.