Article II

Section 1.
The executive Power shall be vest in a Supreme Leader of Awesomeness. He shall hold his Office for as long as he Desires because, just like impeachment, term limits are silly. The matter of his Election has already been discussed, so no further thought need go into that.
In Case of the Removal of the Supreme Leader from Office, or of his Death, Resignation, or Inability to discharge the Powers and Duties of the said Office, the State is to devolve into chaos.
The Supreme Leader, at all Times, receive for his Services, a Compensation, which shall be in the very high amounts.
Before he enter on the Execution of his Office, he shall take the following Oath or Affirmation - "I do sorta-kinda-maybe swear that I will sorta-kinda-maybe execute the Office of the Supreme Leader of Awesomeness, and will the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend whatever I feel like preserving, protecting, and defending."

Section 2.
The Supreme Leader shall be Commander in Chief of the Army, and Navy, and all other group that has the ability to brandish a deadly weapon.
He shall have Power to make Treaties, to nominate and appoint Ambassadors and other useless public offices.

Section 3.
He shall from time to time give to the Congress and to the people of Awesomeness Information on of the State of the Union, and give them Measures he shall judge necessary and expedient, to which Congress and the people shall judge necessary and expedient and lay down all personal beliefs at the behest of the Supreme Leader; he shall receive Ambassadors (and other useless public office figures); he shall take Care that the Laws be faithfully executed, and shall Commisssion all the Officers of the United States of Awesomeness.